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simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
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Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.
Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.
by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020
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Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it
Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF
by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020
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Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham
Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..
by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021
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Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for
After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp
by Barry burr October 21, 2020
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CJ Simp

A word that retards overuses w/out the correct definition. It means a douche named CJ that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just gay virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman #cjsimpery.
A: "CJ, Baby arm keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart?"

B: "shut the fuck up CJ Simp"
by douchebigiloo November 3, 2022
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Stop it simp

Can you stop stalking me and go back to being a mat Bay simp
You are such and idiot stop it simp
by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020
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