National Esex day

Ok June 16 everyone should have a massive orgy

Hey it’s June 16 are you going to have esex national esex day

by Rocketfiller… June 16, 2022

National Jeff Day

National Jeff Day, July 28th

Mark yer calendarz

Ayee It's National Jeff Day! July 28th

by Jeff is god August 18, 2021

Sands National Academy

School located in amman, jordan. Full of nawar and dumb bitches. So fucking dumb that they keep asking the same question over and over. There’s this girl named leen and she’s so fucking annoying, has a high gpa but for what??? She’s fucking dumb. And Suzie is literally obsessed with Leen ugh

Josh: “what’s the worst school ever?”
Me: “Sands National Academy”

by imfattypatty October 22, 2019

National boo day

The day you and your boo get together and celebrate your accomplishments. Known as the person you talk to on a daily. SHOW OFF YOUR BOO

Aye national boo day !! Bae wya??

by Ayyeeefuckitup June 11, 2017

National Rape Day

POV: you’re an incel and a fucking idiot

seriously though, this shit is absolutely disgusting, how mentally deficient do you have to be to think this is ok? (this being, for those who don’t know, a ‘holiday’ where it’s ‘legal’ ((no the fuck it’s not.)) to rape/sexually assault people.)

some dude idk: “yay! guys, today is National Rape Day!”

me: *literally beats him to death lol*

by tooth_overlord April 19, 2021

National Nudes Day

*Only valid on 25th of June*
Send this definition to a person you feel comfortable with and send each other one nude each, then forget it all happened. You will both be happy and that's all that matters.

Boy : Yo it's National Nudes Day *sends screenshot of this definition*
Girl : Ite here you go *sends nude*
Boy : Sikeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by mayowisdom June 25, 2019

National Hangover Day

December 26th, the day after Christmas. The day where nobody has the energy or will power to get there hung over asses out of bed after a hard night of drinking, present opening, face stuffing, fucking (if your lucky), disapointment, and in some cases humiliation and shame. A day that is usually celebrated by staying in bed till 4 and finally getting up only to spend the rest of the day vomiting your guts out.

Guy1: Christmas is gonna be awsome this year!!!! Guy2: Hell yeah!!!! But fuck man, I sure ain't looking forward to National Hangover Day... Guy1: Fuck it, we'll just be in bed all day anyways, so no need to worry about it.

by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010