biscuit quepher

a sound from under the breakfast table.

what is that biscuit quepher im smelling??

by Paul Cottrell February 4, 2009

narc biscuit

to inform an authority figure of illicit behavior. refers to narcotics agents, as often related to drug use.

"Dude, how'd you get pinched?"
"Fuckin Jake was throwin narc biscuits"

by RustbeltLingua January 9, 2009

Arse-biscuit

A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.

Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?

Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!

by Trayfern August 29, 2013

Simp Biscuit

Jayson De Souza

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife

by Haydvn February 23, 2023

biscuit skin

When the ballsack skin has the same texture as raw biscuit dough from a can.

I appreciate it when a girl gives my biscuit skin a good tug during a mouth hug.

by JamsElude February 4, 2018

Titty Biscuits

As above, also possibly the best website in the entire world when you add dot com after the phrase.

Titty Biscuits: Dude, have you checked out tittybiscuits dot com? I wish I registered that domain name first.

by bob_saville March 11, 2008

Biscuit Chimney

The best name for a cat, ever, tied only with Twinkadoo. She'd given birth to 5 beautiful kittens and co-mothered them with another female cat named Kevin.

Aww, look how cute Biscuit Chimney is when she's sleeping on a pile of newborn kittens!

by beep3rocks June 1, 2010