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two part episode

when you excrete excrement and feel the need to do so again soon after
"I think the dump I took earlier I thinks its gona be a two part episode"
by seanbasil89 August 12, 2009
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Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.
"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"
by jtmalott April 4, 2019
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texas two scoop

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.
I know she would be down for the texas two scoop
by mallot January 13, 2008
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Poo-man-two

Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously
wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.
by hugecockjohnson June 29, 2009
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put that on two wheels

Seeing something or someone so desirable that you would put it or them on a two wheel dolly cart and run off
Bro 1: Damn bro did you see the ass on the girl that walked past

Bro 2: I'd put that on two wheels if you know what I'm saying

Bros: Hahahahaha
by Captain 66 June 12, 2014
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two-meat platter

a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.
1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.

2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.
by ohitsbigron March 21, 2009
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two piece and a biscuit

when you hit a punk poo buddy ass neck runnin mutha fucka with a combo left jab right hook and then finish them off with a devastating blow to the body
Art Vandelay: hey what you doin talking to my bitch homeboy?
Crazy Joe Davola: what's it look like sucka. u wanna get fresh?
Art Vandelay: hows a two piece and a biscuit sound for yo azz?
by straight g nigga May 14, 2011
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