Salty Eclair

The act of taking a non frosted eclair with no filling and Inserting the naked eclair into the anal cavity of another individual. Then make love the eclair as it is lodged in said anus until you ejaculate. Remove the salty eclair and feed it to your partner.

Zack really enjoyed the salty eclair that Bob gave him for breakfast

by C Rob80 October 30, 2025

a salty dolphin

Tha act of taking a creampie in the anis and farting it out while clapping and making dolphin noises

The thi ladyboy let me give him a salty dolphin for 15 bucks

by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

Salty

a. Quick-witted with sarcasm or sassy, whether at one's own expense or the expense of others.

b. Taking things personal resulting in snarky or snide comments in response.

Being "salty" can be funny but not by people who get easily offended, and can come across as rude to some.

Synonyms: savage

"Did you hear what that girl said to Jane, I had no idea she was so salty."

by OBWise January 10, 2019

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .

Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.

by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024

Salty ginger

When a ginger by the name of Adam loses at anything, crys and becomes surrounded in salt.

Lost again don't be such a salty ginger

by Randallmcdanetheone January 23, 2018