When you have a long term girlfriend, but your out on a secret date with another woman, your creeping already, but you notice a girl while out on your secret date, and you do a number grab as she's at the bar, hopefully without your secret date noticing, you just preformed a double creep!
"was partying with a slut while the missus thought I was out with the lads, even managed to bag a number off another honey while said slut weren't looking, perfect double creep it was"
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"Dude! Last night's curry has just about worked it's way through the system. Better let the supervisor know I need a Double Logout. See you in 20 minutes"
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Get the double fisteration mug.Formerly known as a single mother, the double mother does the job of two parents simultaneously : childcare, housework, cooking, working to earn enough to support the family, help with homework and teaching how to climb trees & build campfires.
A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.
A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.
She does a sterling job on her own, that dear double mother of little Harry.
Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!
Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.
Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!
Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.
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One person sits on the toilet, legs spread open. And the other person sits on top of their legs over the opening and they both shit at the same time.
One person sits on the toilet, legs spread open. And the other person sits on top of their legs over the opening and they both shit at the same time.
Boyfriend- "ive never seen you poop before. We should double drop!"
Girlfriend- "what is that?!"
Boyfriend- "you sit on my lap and we can hold hands and poop together"
Girlfriend- "what is that?!"
Boyfriend- "you sit on my lap and we can hold hands and poop together"
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This came out of a Schoolastic catalog ad for a Lizzie McGuire book. The cartoon version of Lizzie is seen saying "Don't be a double 'E'."
I had to ask my 8 year-old daughter what the hell it meant, so this is cutting-edge slang folks.
This came out of a Schoolastic catalog ad for a Lizzie McGuire book. The cartoon version of Lizzie is seen saying "Don't be a double 'E'."
I had to ask my 8 year-old daughter what the hell it meant, so this is cutting-edge slang folks.
Two 5th graders in the playground:
Tyrone: Hey Brad, want some Mary Jane?
Brad: No. My parents said I shouldn't do that.
Tyrone: Jesus Brad! Don't be a double "E!" I suppose you don't drink either. What a dw"ee"b.
(here we see that many nerd pejoratives feature the double "E")
Tyrone: Hey Brad, want some Mary Jane?
Brad: No. My parents said I shouldn't do that.
Tyrone: Jesus Brad! Don't be a double "E!" I suppose you don't drink either. What a dw"ee"b.
(here we see that many nerd pejoratives feature the double "E")
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