mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013

bloodly shoes

Shose that a are to expensive and have red bottoms

Her bloodly shoes we're like 1,000 and they have red bottoms. They are soo cute

by Hypebeasmemes November 25, 2017

Your Shoe Nam Bread

A jamaican term, reffered to as “Your shoe has a whole in it.”

Hey Micheal! Your Shoe Nam Bread!

by Yeah, THAT guy. June 5, 2018

Spoofy shoes

Those with ridiculously stupid shoes
Has been known to force people to drop out of Sixth Form.
Often seen in the coventry area.
Not to be confused with Sophie Robinson (See The Mighty Boosh)

Spoofy Shoes!!! Don't worry Hill, her name's Sophie (oh shi*)

by Spoof_e_shoes July 25, 2008

Turn In Yo Shoes

1.) An expression used after one is disrespected with a hardcore roast.

2.) An expression used to show up your haters

1.)
Jimmy: *Wearing Lebron sneakers*
Jamaal: Yo you got Lebrons... Hair Line
Overhearing Bystander: OH MY GOD JIMMY TURN IN YO SHOES

2.)
Kid that dropped out of high school to become a rapper and becomes successful: To all my haters y'all can TURN IN YO MOTHERFUCKING SHOES

by Mammoth_Daddy October 27, 2016

Shoes

Shoes are mass produced, but even if two people buy the same brand and size, they end up with different shoes to walk in.

Perhaps the guy wouldn't survive bearing children, being a mother, or all the other things that go with being a female, and perhaps the girl wouldn't survive being a male, a father, and all the other things guys go through, the things that go with being a male. It's impossible to know the shoes of another person, someone can only imagine another person's shoes, and there are people that have a gifted imagination, but that isn't the same thing as walking in someone else's shoes.

by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021

shoe

A way a goody two shoes call hoes, hoes without saying the actual word hoe because they are afraid of being heard. moving the s in shoe to the end equals hoes

goody two shoes- "did you see the shoes in the bathroom vaping this morning"

not goody two shoes- "just say hoes already, im getting sick of this fucking language"

by Heeyyygirl April 2, 2019