Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022

self propelled blubber butt

Somebody that got hundreds of millions of dollars and is a lying scumbag hypocrite globalist. Often makes films in states where he can avoid union rates. He is psychic obese. Owns massive amounts of stock in Haliburton and defense contractors while he is badmouthing these companies and wars.

I am a bit overweight myself, but nothing like that self propelled blubber butt Michael Moore.

by randomjgh March 26, 2011

Self Induced Peer Pressure

(SIPP)
Feeling obligated to do something because everyone else is doing it, unlike normal peer pressure this all occurs in the head and is a very difficult thing to deal with.

Friend 1"Oh hey look at Jack he smoked weed for once"
Friend 2"Poor kid, He must be doing it because of Self Induced Peer Pressure"

by AverageGroudon August 31, 2021

Self-Suck You Bitch

It's a phrase used when someone rejects your offer to play a game with you and doesn't like your SCIENCE JOKES.

Meaning: Trying to suck your own dick.

Om: Among Us?
Ryan: Nah bro, I'm Busy.
Om: Don't Create Entropy by messaging bro!! :)
Ryan: Yo fuck off man!!
Om: Self-Suck You Bitch!!

by AahilKopterPussyDestroyer69 January 23, 2022

kill self vs wall

A laughable insult that has reached notoriety on some online forums. Often used to mock n00bs.

noob: omg, why u do that 2 me?
player: It's your fault...
noob: omgwtf gtfo your mother is whore
noob: go kill self vs wall

by Pete The Destroyer March 21, 2007

self proclaimed political enthusiast

A person who thinks they know stuff about politics so when they are asked about it their answer is "I am a self proclaimed political enthusiasts I can't tell you my input without sounding big headed".But they really have no clue what's going on ever.

Who do you support for president?
"Sorry I am a self proclaimed political enthusiast" I can't say because my opinion is better

*secretly has no idea who is even running*

by Dhakabsbs June 23, 2016

unconditional positive self regard

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

by mossiears September 16, 2013