salty

another way to describe Tsukkishima from Haikyuu, an anime that somehow makes all the side-characters more famous then you imagine.

Kuroo: AYO SALTY

Tsukkishima: ugh what?

by softjapanesefood January 29, 2021

Salted/Salty

when you are pissed off at someone...

BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries

by Boiat101 January 14, 2019

Salty

When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.

Gonzalo leave her gay brother alone and stop being so salty that she wont sleep with you.

by WHunger March 2, 2019

Salty

Feeling really stupid

She was real salty when she got the answer wrong in class, especially since she swore she knew the answer.

by Advocateurknowledge November 17, 2013

Salty slug

The art of sounding the penis with a gummy worm then blowing your load in her mouth to give her the salty slug.

My wife was so happy last night, I blew my salty slug in the back of her throat and the gummy worm came back out her nose...

by Wormwhisperer November 4, 2022

Salty Parrot

To rest one's dick on another person's shoulder.

Yo, did you see me prank Paul yesterday when he was gaming and I gave him a Salty Parrot?

by zbug773 August 2, 2022

salty cornhole

Salty Cornhole is when you use a salt shaker and sprinkle some on your dick and fuck someone in the ass.

Cromagnum: Last night this old lady let me salty cornhole her.

Hatchet: Thats what im talkin about brah!

by Dirt Magurt August 17, 2016