Super Straight

Nazi

"Super straight" isn't real, transphobes...

by AN0NYM0U5🐺 March 17, 2021

Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.

Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!

by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011

super dmca

A rediculous hacker friendly law that disallow the use of firewalls just to crack down on unauthorized duplication of media.

Thanks to the Super DMCA, a lot of computers in Michigan have been hit by Cyber Terrorists.

by Defender of the Internet July 21, 2003

Super tiff

Supertiff is the female version of spiderman

" Oh look i see super tiff "

( a girl dressed in spiderman costume swinging from buildings )

by sytex February 2, 2008

Super Straight

A sexuality where you only date cisgender people

“Would you date a trans women”
No, Im Super Straight

by Itzclixer March 6, 2021

super-shquim

1. The globular eruption of a blustering hemorrhoid mixed with the crusted remains of dead skin and bacteria in and/or around the testicles and foreskin of male-genitalia.

2. See shquim and smegma.

3. Also used as an insult in reference to the worst cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend to have ever existed.

4. An insult reserved for extremely overactive douche bags.

Oh dear God, is that super-shquim running down your thigh!?

Wow. Kayla has to be THE BIGGEST super-shquim I have ever met. Don't you guys all agree?
(several virile young men nod in agreement)

by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008

Super straight

When a man is really ugly, they usually are really cringe and like “dark humour”. They are also usually virgins. I have never seen someone say they are super straight that doesn’t look like they are the product of incest.

“Did you hear that hunter identifies as super straight?”

“Well I’m not really surprised, there is good reason he’s never gotten laid”

by Bunniebby March 7, 2021