A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.
by anonymous January 1, 2017
Get the Steve Jobmug. When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay
by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023
Get the Steve's Old Baymug. A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.
A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.
A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
by Average Height Matt July 12, 2019
Get the Stevemug. When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024
Get the Steve Job Specialmug. by nulladdress16 April 3, 2022
Get the Steve Bozomug. Noun, an officer of Wells Fargo, a manager, who deals with retirnment plans.
It is commonly associated with onions and tacos, as well as being a father figure
It is commonly associated with onions and tacos, as well as being a father figure
"Hey wait your like a Steve to me."
"It's okay Gerald, what kind of a Steve would I be if I didn't save them."
"It's okay Gerald, what kind of a Steve would I be if I didn't save them."
by CosmicSugar0 December 20, 2019
Get the Stevemug. What every man shouts at climax and every woman thinks of when they are alone.
The absolute sensual and sexual unit that everyone needs in thier lives.
The absolute sensual and sexual unit that everyone needs in thier lives.
by TPJESUS August 12, 2025
Get the Stevemug.