Salty

means that you get hella pissed, annoyed, or upset because of some little thing that someone else does even though its not that deep and is just a joke

Boy:"its just a joke man why do you have to get so salty about it"

or
Boy:"i dont want to pick liam"
Friend:"why not"
Boy:"he gets so salty when he loses"
or
Boy:"why so salty"

by Ass'n'Titties May 3, 2018

Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.

How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.

by SplangFan September 29, 2018

Salty shore

When he or she digs a small hole in the sand at the beach and then proceeds to piss inconspicuously. after the piss is compelete slide your ass backwards through the sand while kicking sand into the hole when sliding.

ashley pulled a salty shore around a small family while no one has noticed.

by your mom :p May 15, 2018

Salty Tapioca

Eating grandpa's sperm in a tapioca pudding cup

Joe: "Did you hear what Amber did ?"
Zacca: "Yeah I heard she had a salty tapioca at the nursing home. Showing the old men some love! "
Michael: "oh bless her"

by hahacasp June 11, 2023

Salty

Being jealous and mad at the same time

Bro she frickin jealous and mad af. Let’s make a work for that. How bout salty.

by Holaaaaail October 22, 2018

Salty

Sensitive

George is so salty when you talk about personal things with him

by Camibjapa August 1, 2018