Princess Ruffnstuff

The least majestic, narcissistic alcoholic you know.
Always looking Rough And Stuff.

Oh god, Princess Ruffnstuff is on her bullshit again.

by LizbethBorden December 7, 2019

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

spear princess

A highly flamboyant term used to describe an individual that likes being penetrated by rock hard rods including a spear used to kill moby dick. This person can also be identified if their name happens to be Nick Lehto aka the original spear princess.

Bartender: “Hey man what can I get you?”

Spear princess: “Yeah any shot I could try that spear princess?”

Bartender: “Sus!”

by Aladeen21 May 21, 2023

princess pole

The dick on a femme trans woman.

“Trying to distract him from the fact that I have a princess pole.”

“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”

by @cl36 July 19, 2024

Princess

Ella is a princess

Ella’s a pretty princess

by The prince 123 April 16, 2021

basic princess

A woman who is sweet and caring and deserves the world but only wants regular stuff.

She is a basic princess, so easy to get along with. Like a snow white.

by Izthizokay July 22, 2017

Butthole Princess

A person that only has anal sex in order to save their 'virginity'.

Frank is an butthole princess. He won't fuck me with his dick until marriage. He's saving himself.

Jessica thinks she's still a virgin because she has never had vaginal sex. She loves anal though. She's such a butthole princess.

by Hoe Handler December 22, 2022