poon loon

A woman so crazy that her poon is nuts too!

Jeff: Hey did you hit that last night???

Chris: Hell no man that bitch was a POON LOON!!!

by redrocket26 February 27, 2009

PooNaan (naan)

PooNaan is another word for vagina, used around Manchester and is spreading throughout the UK, the word naan means clean vagina from a respectable woman, if you are getting poonaan also called poonaani it means you are getting cheap fanny that is easy to get.
PooNaan is also a word for shit cunt. a really dirty vagina.
word created by Bobby B

Bobby: gonna slay bare naan tonight mate.

Finn: if it's those girls from the other week it's more like a poonaan.

Bobby: PooNaan (naan) or not atleast i'm getting some.

by Bobby Broadbent November 2, 2011

poon

big ol' wet, sopping, flaps of that are located between whores legs. there fore, guys do not have a poon (inless they get some hard core surgery done) men usually have a temptation to shove there big ol' long sholngs in that there poon

Jeff:"damn! last night i shoved my big ol; long shlong in that bitches poon!
Joe:"well did tht poon taste like tuna or salmon?"
Jeff: *sarcastic* "that poon was more fresh than a purina purifyer!!!"

by very kewl kid with the helpkid October 20, 2012

man-poon

male vagina, mangina.
male genitals or asshole.

she punched him right in the man-poon.

by B-R September 10, 2005

Poonani

A name for female genitals. Comes from 'nani' meaning vagina and 'poo' meaning to tear the vagina and anus into a single hole, which frequently happens during child birth.

My doctor says my poonani will soon turn heal into a nani.

by Lady LaFonda July 4, 2008

Poon job

The reverse of a rusty trombone, where a female sucks a males penis while reaching around and sticking a finger in the males butthole.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a really nice poon job last night. It really made me feel special

by JasontheBean May 19, 2014

poon swooper

One who swoops up on another poon.

Ben is a notorious poon swooper.

by Ro-Dizzle May 28, 2006