porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017

Grinch Porn

While it might be stated, "the Grinch is always naked," implying that all Grinch-related media is Grinch porn, the truth is much bleaker. Grinch Porn is an actual thing, where a dude dressed as the Grinch bumps uglies with a chick in costume as a resident of Whoville.

"I feel the depravity of man weighing heavily upon my soul. I will embrace it and Google for Grinch Porn."

by 1BadMF July 28, 2018

Donut porn

A fat chick undressed eating a box of donuts for the pleasure of others

Guy 1: Did you watch that new upload on pornhub last night

Guy 2: that shit was some hardcore donut porn.

by Dan the car guy February 16, 2019

porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.

“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”

by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019

Storm Porn

Televised potential and current catastrophic weather such as tornados, tropical storms, hurricanes, floods, and windstorms.

Man! I can't wait to get home to watch some storm porn on the weather channel to see how that hurricane is about to rip the coast a new one!

by Runitdude September 3, 2019

porn amnesia

When you can’t remember what happened in the porn movie you watched last night.

Man I’ve got porn amnesia.

I can’t remember if she had big tits or a dick.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

rascal porn

The holy grail of gay porn,when two black male homosexuals also known as sweet street chocolate have intercourse while using a midget as a toy

Hey tyrone lets get together for some rascal porn

Sorry dashawn i cant get ahold of alex(midget)

by spring-sprung October 17, 2017