A girlfriend that hides your relationship from all of her friends. Someone who doesn't show enough affection towards you.
Linda: Have you seen Bre? I miss her, all I want to do is kiss her.
Elena: You're dating Bre? She was out last night getting wasted, that's all I know.
Linda: Wow, so that's why she couldn't message me back.
Elena: I'm sorry but you have "the gay shady girlfriend"
Linda: I love her...
Elena: You're dating Bre? She was out last night getting wasted, that's all I know.
Linda: Wow, so that's why she couldn't message me back.
Elena: I'm sorry but you have "the gay shady girlfriend"
Linda: I love her...
by Toogaytofunction July 31, 2012

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.
She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.
She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.
She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019

A single girl that is friends with a boy who is in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy, this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even block this person when he is hanging out with his actual girlfriend
by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023

The most beautiful, kind person you’ll ever meet. Will brighten every day by simply smiling. Takes your breathe away and continuously makes you feel loved. No one can compare to her. She makes your world spin and will forever remain gabby’s. Forever and always. To the moon and back.
by I love breeli June 20, 2023

by YourDadCameBackFromTheGroceryS November 28, 2021

“i really want milly to come to the movies with me”
“mate is the 8th of December”
“she has to come now because it’s girlfriend says yes to everything day”
“mate is the 8th of December”
“she has to come now because it’s girlfriend says yes to everything day”
by vTomyyy December 7, 2021

Ejhane's Girlfriend is beautiful
by XiantellRaven September 12, 2023
