Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.
by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
Get the noob mug.a beginner DJ that has not yet had enough experience to be called a proper DJ, and thus, is referred to as a Noob-J by other experienced DJ's.
guy 1: That guy's mix was pretty sweet!
DJ: Yeah, but he's only been mixing for a couple weeks, he's just a Noob-J.
DJ: Yeah, but he's only been mixing for a couple weeks, he's just a Noob-J.
by stratos March 27, 2012
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Get the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Dick Sucka Smoke As Well As Noob Saibot《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9. mug.Someone who still hasn’t managed after over 18 months of virtual meetings ere to learn how to manage/host a successful event
Andy is such a noobe, yet again he forgot to turn his mic off and failed to advise speakers of questions coming in on the chat function
by Jcx295 October 13, 2021
Get the Noobe mug.A misused mispelling of n00b or newb popularized by zoomers and YouTubers. The correct terms are:
Newb: short for newbie, someone who is new to a video game
N00b (spelled with zeros): someone who is perpetually terrible at video games in spite of their experience; often used as mockery.
Newb: short for newbie, someone who is new to a video game
N00b (spelled with zeros): someone who is perpetually terrible at video games in spite of their experience; often used as mockery.
by Sticklerr May 14, 2024
Get the Noob mug.A monster/half-human being that likes to abuse a summoner spell called "flash" in league of legends. Flash-Noobs are known for running / flashing away from fights that they obviously would lose. People hate flash-noobs and think of them as the lowest thing a human being can become. That's why a lot of people call flash noobs monster instead of humans
Omg you are f*** flash-noob
did you see that flash-noob escaping the battel
I hate those flash-noobs
did you see that flash-noob escaping the battel
I hate those flash-noobs
by The funny troll July 13, 2020
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