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the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”
He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
by thericardo June 3, 2018
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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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long neck vagina

Wearing high waisted jeans with a camel toe
Damn those jeans are given her a long neck vagina!
by Slam72 October 21, 2017
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neck bone soup

a girl giving a blowjob to a guy
"Yo hit me up with some neck bone soup"
by onalosseplmao February 18, 2017
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Wind your neck in

When someone is getting lairy and needs to calm down
wind your neck in and stop being a haddock
by pug wash August 30, 2021
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Texas Neck Tie

Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.
Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.
by v4life68 November 9, 2012
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