Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

by Rntcsta February 9, 2021

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egyptian mud mask

Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin

She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask

by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017

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Mississippi mud honey

The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower

Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.

by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020

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The Mud-ass Touch

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

by BLynch March 14, 2008

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throw some mud

takin a mean ass shit

dude i gotta throw some mud

by potocki July 10, 2007

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When two people are in disagreement on a particular topic or situation they settle it with a Cleveland mud fight. They go corn whole to corn whole and attempt to over power each other's rectum by taking a power shit. Who ever's shit penetrates their opponents anus first is the victor.

Tom: my girlfriend is way hotter than yours
Jake: no she isn't
Tom: wanna settle it with a Cleveland mud fight?

by Chip Duglas January 30, 2014

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