by Jeegs February 01, 2014
n. (proper)
name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.
in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.
the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.
name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.
in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.
the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.
examples of the ego-monkey's power include:
1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.
2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.
3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.
4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.
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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...
1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.
2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.
3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.
4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.
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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...
by anonymous survivor September 14, 2014
by Monkey Mooha May 07, 2007
A winch monkey is the person that does the running around in off-road winch challenges, spooling out, securing the winch line, giving winch control instructions in the form of hand signals or over radio to the vehicle driver.
by sfisk March 27, 2010
A monkey moment is the term used for when a weird or funny thing happens in a weird or unexpected way.
The individual who caused the monkey moment can then be referred to as a monkey.
The individual who caused the monkey moment can then be referred to as a monkey.
*People trolling on a Minecraft server get an innocent player banned after bringing out their dark side*
"Wow, I can't believe those monkeys got him banned"
"What a monkey moment"
"Wow, I can't believe those monkeys got him banned"
"What a monkey moment"
by monkey momenter November 23, 2019
A shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920's. Basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your anus and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.
by miniray April 13, 2009
Stefano is a pasta monkey
by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015