King Rip

Packing a mole and then covering it in dab wax. Then proceeding to fill a bong with 3 beers and 3 shots of vodka. Snapping the bowl and without exhaling drink the beer and vodka out of the bong

John: Bro did you see Reggie’s king rip at the party last night.

Cam: Yeah that shit was crazy, he got so fucked up.

by 15_MELO_7 April 13, 2019

King Fed

Roger Federer is the GOAT of tennis and is still dominating on the professional circuit at age 36. King Fed has one of the smoothest all-court games and sweeps his opponents off the court not only with skill, but with incredible class and style as well. He has 19 grand slams, and (hopefully) counting. Long Live King Fed.

Guy 1: Oh thank Federer I passed that test.
Guy 2: You mean "thank God?"
Guy1: Oh, Right. I get them confused sometimes.
Guy2: Same. All hail the eternal legend, King Fed

by protikfanglmao December 3, 2017

King of the pussymagnets

Otherwise known as skinner. He gets all the pussy

Person 1: Wow that skinny is sure the king of the pussymagnets
Person 5: ye he gets all the pussy

by Skinny nudes February 5, 2018

king of kingwood

large creature that lurks in taverns seeking asylum in the form of a two big mac meal and multiple subway footlongs. when startled the creature will retaliate with relentless cut-downs in order to make itself feel better. can also be known as "big tex."

People often hide their food when the king of kingwood is around.

by Peyton Bauer October 18, 2008

cube king

A cube King is a GQ man who is working in cubical office community, or in a significantly vast office environment but his office space is insignificantly in the middle of the room. Everyone knows him from around the water cooler...for his metrosexism...his being suave...debonair...an over achiever for his enviroment...

The cube King couldn’t wait to get out of cubical hell for the week end.

yeah... the cube King got bonuses and won the company trip again.

by jagged charlotte March 28, 2008

meme king

the one who owns the dankest memes. the memier the danker, therefor the king choses the new trendy memes

Now that is one dank meme, all hail the meme king

by aboamin September 4, 2016

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022