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When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.
"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers
by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023
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jump yo gate

Backdooring or snaking someone for something they have or they did.
“ aye nate let me jump yo gate
by naeskoe January 21, 2024
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New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024
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jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"
by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024
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Trump Jump

To leave America before Trump inevitably retakes the oval office. To get out now!
Because they had dual citizenship, they did a Trump Jump to Canada the day after the Iowa caucus.
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jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
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more more jump!

an idol group in the game project sekai colorful stage feat hatsune miku consisting of a girl with a dream and three others who had given up theirs, minori hanasato, (simp) haruka kiritani, (the girl she simps for) airi momoi, (tsundere girl airi!!) and shizuku hinomori. (canonically prettiest character according to others and most of the girls have a crush on her) also they're poly methinks. there's something colopale won't tell us
jump! jump! more more jump!
by literally mizuki akiyama January 31, 2024
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