by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023
Get the New Jersey Cheesecake mug.A party that seniors/high school students on their last year of school host after receiving their school leavers jersey. It consists of BYO drinking (doesn’t have to be alcohol) and wearing your year 6 senior shirt that is symbolic of the memories you’ve had of high school.
Kai: “Hey Jessica, are you coming to the jersey party this saturday?”
Jessica: “Oh hey, yeah i am! Gonna bring some pepsi, are you goin?”
Kai: “yeah i’m going. see you then?”
Jessica: “Sure”
Jessica: “Oh hey, yeah i am! Gonna bring some pepsi, are you goin?”
Kai: “yeah i’m going. see you then?”
Jessica: “Sure”
by Pot4to January 29, 2024
Get the Jersey Party mug.Similar to a pig on a spit roast, a person holds on to a spinning horizontal stick and a person standing behind them sticks their finger in the ass of the person while they spin. Optional oral sex if you are brave enough.
A: Asked what her favorite position was, and she said Jersey Dirty Devil!
B: Oh shit! I’ve been trying to get my girl to do it, we only do glory holes.
B: Oh shit! I’ve been trying to get my girl to do it, we only do glory holes.
by They Sold Seeds May 1, 2022
Get the Jersey Dirty Devil mug.your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live
man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)
friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost
friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost
by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011
Get the new jersey lamppost mug.Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?
Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".
Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".
by IncestWill June 18, 2017
Get the New Jersey "Thank You" mug.the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece
also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.
"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"
by nj lover July 2, 2023
Get the New Jersey Hot Plate mug.The most amazing state in the entire U.S.A. and I don't want to hear you southerner motherfuckers talking because you all suck. First off all, NO. WHERE THE FUCK. IS. JOISEY. I HAVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE SAY "JOISEY" BEFORE EXCEPT THESE FUCKING NEW FUCKING NEW YORKERS ON THE FUCKING TURNPIKE OR THE GS PARKWAY BETWEEN EXITS 88-94.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. YES WE SAY TAWK. YES WE SAY CAWFEE. BUT NO WE DON'T SAY JOISEY FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES. Now to my next point, is that WE ARE THE BEST STATE. We don't spend our time saying "howdy y'all" in the most mickey-mouse sounding voice ever and growing fucking corn all day while burning to motherfucking death (yes, arizona texas and louisiana that's directed at you bitches). Wanna know why we fucking hate you? You hate us. Imagine all 49 other states just talking shit about you, like "oh florida's just a spawn of white karens and gators" or go to my profile to see the rest of my motherfucking 5178 character essay because the definition has a character limit of 1500. I promise it's up becaues I posted all the parts in the same like 10 mins and they were all finished posting by midnight september 4 2022.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. YES WE SAY TAWK. YES WE SAY CAWFEE. BUT NO WE DON'T SAY JOISEY FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES. Now to my next point, is that WE ARE THE BEST STATE. We don't spend our time saying "howdy y'all" in the most mickey-mouse sounding voice ever and growing fucking corn all day while burning to motherfucking death (yes, arizona texas and louisiana that's directed at you bitches). Wanna know why we fucking hate you? You hate us. Imagine all 49 other states just talking shit about you, like "oh florida's just a spawn of white karens and gators" or go to my profile to see the rest of my motherfucking 5178 character essay because the definition has a character limit of 1500. I promise it's up becaues I posted all the parts in the same like 10 mins and they were all finished posting by midnight september 4 2022.
I fucking love New Jersey it's the best state we have best tomatoes best pizza best bagels best blueberries and we keep our parks in good condition. we have a weird accent but it's better than hearing "howdy y'all" every day. no we don't say joisey but we do say tawk and kawfi.
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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