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internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.
John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
by fakeBanan April 14, 2019
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Internet Explorer

An internet tool that takes forever t
by _Andromeda April 29, 2019
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Internet Explorer

1. The Microsoft Official Firefox Downloading Tool.
2. A slow failure of a web browser that takes bloody ages to load, randomly changes its homepage and installs adware, gives you constant pointless message boxes with content that is super obvious and unneeded, and is therefore useless for anything but navigating to Mozilla.com and downloading Mozilla Firefox.
3. Microsoft's web browser, with amazing features such as automatic spyware downloading, adaptive security holes, optimized brutally low speed, and amazingly obvious message boxes.
When I got my new DELL, I opened the Internet Explorer: Firefox Downloaded a copy of the latest Mozilla Firefox.
by MirriamSpiderWebster July 12, 2019
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Internet Indian

A person from India who you deal with when you need IT or similar help over the phone who claims that they live in the United States. Commonly used word by entitled developed countries in reference to developing/shithole countries.
I needed help setting up my Hulu membership, but when I called an internet Indian answered the phone and didn’t end up being much help.
by Jc mv August 28, 2019
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internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020
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Internet Explorer

The page cannot be displayed

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web
site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need
to adjust your browser settings.

Please try the following:

o Click the Refresh button, or try again later

o If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make

sure that it is spelled correctly.

oTo check your connection settings, click the Tools menu,

and then click Internet Options. On the Connections

tab, click Settings. The settings should not match those

provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or

Internet service provider (ISP).

o If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft

Windows can examine your network and automatically

discover network connection settings.

If you would like Windows to try and discover them,

click Detect Network Settings

o Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the

Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to

determine what strength security you have installed.

o If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your

Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and

then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll

to the Security section and check settings for SLL 2.0, SSL

3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.

o Click the Back button to try another link.

o Get a browser that actually works.
Dude, you use Internet Explorer? What a loser.
by chEs778 February 9, 2020
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Internetian

A person who spends a lot of their time on the internet.
Guy 1: Dude, you spend too much of your time on the internet-
Guy 2: I think the word for that you are looking for is "internetian".

Guy 1: Oh, ok. As I was saying... you're such an internetian, you need to come outside and play more often.
by Zik150+Subs June 17, 2020
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