Muay Thai Fight Club

When the Aesthetics are so dope , they get confused with Muay Thai

Jim: who made this picture, the aesthetics are so hard it punched me right in the face

Jun Hu: Yeah bro, that shit came straight out of the muay thai fight club

by bishwantwata August 5, 2017

French Sword Fight

When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.

So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.

by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018

Mouth fighting

When friends battle it out by connecting their mouths and tongue wrestling.

After a girl told her friend to fight her, they settled their dispute through mouth fighting.

by Agoodfriend123@1 October 15, 2018

sword fight

When two men fight with their erected penises and cum everywhere as if they were banging swords together

Me and guy had a sword fight last night

by Ahhhansj November 5, 2018

teeth fight

when a fight involves teeth

wow did you see that teeth fight?
no, what happened?
they really used their teeth

by teeth boi December 28, 2018

Noodle fight

When one wets their middle finger with saliva and another person does the same. The two wet fingers then clash in an intense battle resembling wet noodles.

Dude, why does your finger smell weird? Oh I just got done having a noodle fight

by A wet Pringle sandwich January 5, 2019

Fight Stancing

Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.

1. Workout journal:

Warmup:

Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.

2.

Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."

by Boonshadow January 16, 2019