family vacation

Stupid piece of crap done by parents to waste time and energy, all under the guise of being educational or paying visits to family members you don't care about or even hate. These pieces of torture often happen when you have a break from school, most of the time during spring break, summer vacation, Thanksgiving, and even Christmas and New Year's.

When this happens, you often have no internet access, and if you do get internet, the Wi-Fi may end up being spotty at best. You also can't do the things you're into at the moment. They also force you to get up at an ungodly hour and force you to walk for 12-16 hours without any breaks in between. Some families do this for a large number of days to anger you immensely and make you want to run away from them.

Some of the most common examples of this include a trip to Disney World and even a European vacation (mostly for those living in North America).

I've been waiting to get out of school for some time. I can't wait to play some Minecraft with my friends...
(parents bust in, saying "We're leaving on a family vacation to Disney World! We're spending your entire break there!")
Shucks. Time to jump off from the castle tower...

by The Real Driller November 19, 2025

Family Reunion

When you and your cousin have a sleepover then you proceed to inserted your gummy stick inside her until you make some creme to fill her up like a jelly donut.

Just got back from a four hour family reunion in a Krispy Kreme bathroom.

by Slitty Sam May 3, 2019

darawiish family

A darawiish family is a relative or kin who is dhulbahante

she darawiish family

by readyforthemoon55 September 6, 2020

Expanding family tree

The act of generations having offspring repeatedly

"You know honey you telling our daughter that all she needs her daddy or dad is Kind of bad. Because She would have to keep expanding family tree at some point. If it's in her 20s or what cus she like 19 now you know?"

by 459395 March 19, 2023

family

For queer people, referring to all other queer people as a family group that they feel part of.

Oh, that bartender is family...they might give us a discount.

by Mithris May 16, 2023

Where is my Family

In the basement. Wanna Check? :))

You: Where is my Family
Me: Follow me :))

by RedCodeLink September 10, 2022

biker’s family

n. An extremely grizzled adult with a singed beard, one eye, a drug-addled husband and three dirty kids of ill-defined parentage.

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I gots the perfect life. A harley sway back and a biker’s family. Yee haw!

That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.

by gnostic3 August 13, 2022