Family is people who give you free food. And people who give you free food are family.
"Family is free food" - nej 2019
"Family is free food" - nej 2019
Rebecca: Ohana means food.
John: No it means family you dumbass.
Karen: Guys chill, no need to be worked up. Because you're both wrong! Since family means free food. And free food means family. Family is free food! How can you guys be so stupid?
Rebecca & John : 💀💀💀
John: No it means family you dumbass.
Karen: Guys chill, no need to be worked up. Because you're both wrong! Since family means free food. And free food means family. Family is free food! How can you guys be so stupid?
Rebecca & John : 💀💀💀
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