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FUCKING BIG NONCE

Some one who likes to touch kids and is big
Connor you are a FUCKING BIG NONCE!

fucking wingnut

this is were you fuck a bird then take its wing then cum on it
i just had my first fucking wingnut
fucking wingnut by Mark Zuckerman December 11, 2018

Fucking butter knife 

Any fucker that can get out of any slippery situation, they just grease them selves up and just slip on out without getting stuck so they can continue with there buttery needs
Shane- your a fucking butter knife
Tristan - ya damn right cause I’m slipping right the hell out

fucking tornado 

It's simple it's just one big mother fucking tornado
Joe: oh shit that's one big as mother fucking tornado
Jake: holy shit you're right ruuuuuunnn!!!

Fucking Snowday 

When you get a snow day and proceed to fuck during that day.
Me and my girlfriend had a great fucking snowday

Fucking Baked bean 

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean