Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.

You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*

by Milkhail November 23, 2021

Ethan

YOU FUCKIN WHAT MATE BUNCH OF LIARS ETHAN IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS A PRICK INNIT FAM

Ethan is a prick innit fam

by Ethan innit fam October 9, 2019

Ethan Fallon

a person/pornstar very similar to minecraft steave and can obliterate anything in seconds, overall 8.9/10 (too much water)

Did you hear "Ethan Fallon" is bussin bussin fr skibidi toilet

by The Cock Snatcher January 14, 2024

Ethan

Ethan is a big ole bully who looks like a rat

Ethan: I’m just a stupid bully who looks like a rat and also is bad at fortnite

Grace: yea you’re right

by The truthhhhhhhhhhhhh May 25, 2020

Ethan Caleb naidoo

Had a massive penis but is scared to use it on women so he uses it on 4yr old boys

Bad at football sucks penis every time he plays

Is a cheater will cheat on u with an animal

Penis gets smaller as he gets older

OMG that dog Is such an ethan Caleb naidoo

by Your majesty 6899 November 22, 2021

Lester & Ethan

No, they dont do their projects the day before it's due, they do them a week after it's due. You'll never see lester without Ethan vice versa . They are a duo like conjoined twins, try to separate them and theyll swing back like magnets, but never forget, if u separate them , they'll never be able to ask someone else about how to do the project that was due last month.

Lester & Ethan didn't do the project

by Lara chan September 15, 2020

Ethan Kong

someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.

they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)

"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"

by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022