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I don't celebrate genocide

An unforgettable direct response to "Merry Christmas" that lets people know you don't celebrate the genocide committed by Christianity by appropriating the Pagan holiday Yule leaving inconsiderate Catholics/Christians defeated, encourages them to stop forcing their religious beliefs on the people who have been negatively impacted by them, reminds them of what their religion is really about, and to learn to respect other people's beliefs and lack of beliefs if they want respect back.
"Merry Christm.."
I don't celebrate genocide!
by idon'tcelebrategenocide December 17, 2022
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I don't wanna syndrome

"I don't wanna syndrome". Is where I don't give a crap about something. It's not contagious but we all have this condition in our genes. It's released when something we see or do it's dull, boring or just plain stupid and does not click with our interests in any way shape or form.
If you don't like it, you might have a condition. Sure do, it's called "I don't wanna syndrome".
by DestructiveBurn July 16, 2023
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I don't give a fuck

When saying "I don't give a fuck", you have to say it with your whole chest.
*I don't give a fuck that I smoke too many cigarettes
*I don't give a fuck how many treats I eat in a day
*I don't give a fuck what the background information is
*I don't give a fuck if you want Observations in the report
I don't give a fuck what you said in the meeting, I'm not writing more than 4 sentences in my asbestos report!
by Hawkeye6262 September 14, 2023
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don't you darn dare

used for emphasis on don't you dare. really makes my heart happy and sounds great
don't you darn dare do that.

don't you darn dare!
by dhhhhii May 7, 2022
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don't haytch my mellow

Similar to the old fashioned saying “don’t cramp my style” but it’s cooler, and more hip to say than that old boomer saying
Bob: hey John can I tag along with you to that party on Thursday
John: nah bruh don't haytch my mellow
by Semi Aquatic Bird Society October 13, 2022
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AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

shout this at your friend without context.

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN
AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEAR
WILL TURN TO WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MIGHT HURT YOU
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT MEANS SO MUCH
AND YOU DON'T EVEN FEEL A THING
person 1:"AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND"
person 2:"stfu this is the 65536th time you've suddenly started singing this song please seriously get some help"
by Haddam Sussein June 1, 2022
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