Dan

An overlord who rules over everyone and everything.

You must pray to Dan before dinner.

by Dan777455454 June 14, 2023

deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023

Dan Avlo

A very slow man with severe autism. Is very nice but is an immigrant and is on the doll

Jesus Christ mate your life is going downhill, you’ll become a dan avlo

by Kie smith June 22, 2019

Hillbilly Dan

That one friend who is country at heart but is very progressive in his beliefs.

Yo that kid Luke from brick house is such a hillbilly dan

by Brick house hoe October 3, 2021

Damp Dan

Instead of a Wet Willy, drool on finger and swipe it between a pair of butt cheeks like a credit card.

I lost a bet, had to let a bro give me a damp Dan.

by CirckleK May 22, 2023

DD (Dickhead dan)

A panera manager

“yea he’s being a DD (dickhead dan) bc he’s throwing a hissy fit today because we’re over hours”

by anonymous July 1, 2025

Dan

A pussy ass bitch

Have you met dan yet, he’s a pussy ass bitch who’s afriad of Lia

by :)danyulsabitch May 4, 2018