Dished my chips

To intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator.

Got too drunk at poker, so I dished my chips to my brother inlaw.

by Dirtypoker August 4, 2016

Chip-impatience

The moment when you have your chip in hand waiting to dip, but the person who I already dipping is taking too long, and you eat your chip dipless.

Usually happens when someone breaks their chip in the dip and has to retrieve it with the remainder of the chip in hand. Due to chip-impatience you decide to devour the chip you currently have in your hand, with no dip, then resume your turn at the dip with a new chip ready to go when they are done.

by AKAWildcard July 29, 2013

Chips

When someone is suicidal they are entitled to chips. Kind of like a code name.

Faith: Hey can we get some chips
John: Why?
Faith: I am entitled to them
John: Oh right, let's go then, we'll talk about it on the way there

by Sherlock.Watson September 11, 2022

Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 1, 2016

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

by google blowz July 25, 2010

godtato chip

The most holy of the potato chips to speak it’s name is a great sin for no mortal can truly give it justice in spoken word.

Guy1: hey whats a godtato chip?

Nightmarish creature from the forth dimension aka guy2: DIE MORTAL SCUM (large unholy yelling)

Guy1: dear god my flesh is melting off!!!!!

by Chip host March 15, 2019

Knee Chip

Its only the coolest girl i have ever met no one else is knee chip but one girl she is so awesome and she is the funniest girl on earth

awesome person who loves knee chip who is called knee chip

by David Brown213 June 7, 2011