child

a being that deserves to be raped, sodomized, and enslaved.

Jack: Hey man, look at that child over there.
Ben: AAAAAHHHHH im gooning
Jack: yeah me too.

by PopeRaisin February 7, 2022

Noice child

When you Congratulate your adopted child

You really worked hard on that Noice child

by anonymous March 24, 2021

love child

an offspring of two unmarried individuals, generally from a one night stand

“Midoriya, tell me are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”

by vexing_chaos December 30, 2020

child

a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny

alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do

by banana general March 11, 2022

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

Child eating

When one consumes a child for sustenance or for fun

Me:I eat kids
Mom: oh you’re like child eating

by Fdggghhgcjj April 11, 2022

guitar child

A guitar child is somebody who is retarded or acoustic in short it's a more polite way of saying autistic

Thomas is such a guitar child

by The Invisible man July 7, 2017