When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.
I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.
by Jersey DMP August 05, 2008
Having the female in the doggy position and oscilating her whilst she vomits. Also, as the female vomits her vaginal muscles contract causing great sensations for the male partner.
We got wasted and got busy on the pool table. She got sick and I turned her into a cream corn sprinkler all over the rec-room floor.
by Erik and Michael December 10, 2007
A vehicle, usually white. With a man in it. Who sells icecream.
Makes some people heavily depressed when hearing its jingle on a warm sunday evening.
This could be due to an overdose of the jingle during a long period of time, and/or childhood traumas. When it isn't heard for a long time, it can cause either a sudden shock or an anxiety attack. Both should be treated with the proper care, for it is a serious illness.
Makes some people heavily depressed when hearing its jingle on a warm sunday evening.
This could be due to an overdose of the jingle during a long period of time, and/or childhood traumas. When it isn't heard for a long time, it can cause either a sudden shock or an anxiety attack. Both should be treated with the proper care, for it is a serious illness.
Ice cream truck:...Too too to to to tooo to to to tooo to to too toooo...
What happens then:
1. disbelief
"What's that? What do I hear?!..."
2. denial
"This isn't happening. Isn't isn't isn't. Can't be. Can't be!"
3. mental breakdown
"Why, why, why is this happening to me?!"
=> The subject could become severely distressed, and should be treated with tranquilizers at first. Further treatment should be sought if this should happens more often.
What happens then:
1. disbelief
"What's that? What do I hear?!..."
2. denial
"This isn't happening. Isn't isn't isn't. Can't be. Can't be!"
3. mental breakdown
"Why, why, why is this happening to me?!"
=> The subject could become severely distressed, and should be treated with tranquilizers at first. Further treatment should be sought if this should happens more often.
by dundundunnnn June 10, 2007
when youwatch way too much porn and you just blow a load off in your jeans. It creams up your boxers and gets nasty after a while
yo man, i was watching some awesome porn the other night, and I creamed my jeans
cream in your jeans
cream in your jeans
by Little Gords March 17, 2007
When someone blows you off and avoids answering your question by responding with something unrelated or completely random like a photo of an ice cream sandwich. This is used particularly in dating when person A asks person B if they want to go on a date and person B responds with something random instead of "yes" or "no."
I asked this guy if we were going out on Friday and he said sent me an email saying he was busy. Then, I emailed him back and asked if Saturday was better. Instead of saying yes or no, he responded by sending me a picture of an ice cream sandwich. No words, no note, just a picture of a goddamn ice cream sandwich.
by AnnoyedBeyondBelief September 11, 2009
A Common red neck practice. Consists of jizzing on ones hand, followed by a clean open handed slap across the face
After Billy Bo was done pushing his twin sister in the ass, he gave her a chocolate boston cream pie
Steve didnt know what to do one day, so he indulged himself to a boston cream pie
Steve didnt know what to do one day, so he indulged himself to a boston cream pie
by Hokai May 01, 2005
A Boston Cream Pie is the action you do while you creampie a woman. And what you do is insult her with a irish/Boston accent and then poor a small bag of coins on her.
"You like that you fookin gobshite?!?"
*poor's coins*
"You like that you fookin gobshite?!?"
*poor's coins*
by King_Maverick November 11, 2021