bump dirties

A death threat of epic proportions

Guy: You want to bump dirties?

Girl: How dare you threaten my life.

by Jerome the Black Mamba May 3, 2011

bump squirt

A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!

Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!

by What’s up! November 21, 2024

Bump

To offer a friend a drink.

Bottle or flask

Tim you want a bump out of my flask

by Flask man December 8, 2017

crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.

"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."

by shmek October 26, 2017

keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard

Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy

by rarenigs June 4, 2019

Bologna bumps

When playing something like gartic phone or a drawing game, if you draw a wiener with an STD you say it has bologna bumps

1:wtf is that drawing
2:bologna bumps

by Agoober23 May 18, 2025

Ski bumps

Bumping. Bumping 'caine.To snort cocaine.

I'm in recovery now but I used to do Ski bumps when I was working 3rd shift

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021