by imnotacultist July 8, 2019

Anthony is basically a mental problem which causes you o become stupid after a week and then a week after you become a dumbass and then after 1 month you will become a donkey(burro).
This kind of mental problem is so rare but meanwhile so dangerous.
The reason that it is named Anthony is because of Anthony James Coll who was a Brazilian dumbass who also lived in Sweden and Scottland, he used to be so dumb and thought that he is better than his friend who was legend called Arad.
He was so dumb that he changed to a donkey at the age of 14.
This kind of mental problem is so rare but meanwhile so dangerous.
The reason that it is named Anthony is because of Anthony James Coll who was a Brazilian dumbass who also lived in Sweden and Scottland, he used to be so dumb and thought that he is better than his friend who was legend called Arad.
He was so dumb that he changed to a donkey at the age of 14.
by Anthony james coll ihguf May 14, 2019

Noun
1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
Noun example:
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018

by Bubba W July 19, 2025

Yo is that guy climbing a mountain with no harness or anything- Guy 1
His name probably is Anthony-Guy 2
His name probably is Anthony-Guy 2
by Fucked your bitch November 21, 2021

Anthony can be a horny perv sometimes but he can be nice if he wants to. He can be a jackass to his friends but its all in good fun. He doesn't see right away when he hurt someone but he will apologize if he feels bad enough.
by skeet skeet on dem kiddos April 23, 2019

Big strong independent lightskin man with a very big you know what… he is very nice kind and will steal yo bitch he’s very racist but funny and he can get girls but doesn’t know how he does good in school to, he doesn’t know how to ask someone out without being embarrassed.
by Anthony Jamal James Jackson August 9, 2021
