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Nick Scratch

Noun--One who seeks the truth by playing devil's advocate. A cutting and acerbic wit. Particularly, one who uses facts and reason to expose the illogic and factually fraudulent fanaticism of extremists. From the combination of old New England slang terms for the devil ("Old Nick," "Mr. Scratch," etc.) and the idea of sharp and cutting wit "nicking" and "scratching" the intellectual dullness of the pointless but persistent political extremists.
Matt: Did you read that latest series of lies from Ted? Pure paleo-con palaver.

Stumpy: Yeah, what a load of horseshit. But Nick Scratch cut that dullard down to size.

Matt: Facts and reason will do that. Ted's still a dick for posting that, though.
by Randy Goodman June 20, 2006
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nick/gurr

-used by people who don't want to admit they are racist
-the "boyzz 🥵🥶" commonly use it
-makes fun of pronouns
by bisexualfag July 16, 2021
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Teen Nick

The channel that (as of October 2011), has become the

ressurection of all that is "The Real Nickelodeon. It is a

channel, where the dreams of all those who are huge fans

of the original Nickelodeon, have finally come true!!!
Dude 1- "Hey man"

Dude 2- "what"

Dude 1- "This nickelodeon sucks; what else is there to watch?"

Dude 2- "I know, lets watch teen nick; that's where all the real nickelodeon is!"
by TopDawgRaven2013 April 4, 2013
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Nick Momment

When someone speaks of a topic in a group that is not relevant to what the group was talking about.

Nicholas Field Evented the Nick Momment.
Guy1: Did you hear about that fight at the Plazza the other night?

Guy2: Yeah man i was in it.

Nick: Yes i have pubic hairs.

Guy1: That was a Nick Momment.
by Awsomekids09 August 18, 2009
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Nick Wiggins

Nick Wiggins is the bassist and backing vocalist for a the band Aiden and William Control, WiL Francis' (lead singer of Aiden) side project/alter-ego. He was born on February 8 1984. He also plays bass/writes for a band called Me Vs Myself.
by iamcalledmopplecopter July 25, 2010
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Nick-Shiting

A dichotomy of social status. On the one hand, it defines a (usually gay) man who is of good descent and breeding, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Yet through nobody’s fault but his own, he now resides in the slums (usually in the South of London) dawning burberry sneakers and drinking his favourite tipple, Fiddler’s Finger.
Quintessentially, Nick-Shiting is a paradox of society.‘A Posh Chav’
by Mrs Whiting September 1, 2006
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Nick Jones

The act of some skank-faced whore (or prozzie) taking a shit unexpectedly on you while banging.
Dude1: How'd your date go last night?
Dude2: Got her in the sack!
Dude1: Sweet!!
Dude2: Yeah playa it was fine until she pulled a fucking Nick Jones on my ball sack!!
by Scrazzer94 February 12, 2009
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