Says his dad owns Microsoft or Sony. Gets angry easily. And jerks off with two fingers in a porta potty. never go's outside. Can talk shit and is bad at roasting.
And is a virgin.
And is a virgin.
by SmugKid September 5, 2021
Get the Gamer kidmug. 
A slang term for the mysterious, dusty substance that falls out of a gamer's keyboard during a deep clean.
Typically discovered when the keyboard is flipped upside down and aggressively slapped, this fine powder is composed of crumbs, skin flakes, and years of hardcore gaming residue which collects between the keys like digital fairy dust.
Only true hardcore gamers inhale a whiff mid-session for that nostalgic hit of dedication. It’s the gritty reward after a thorough clean — because every gamer deserves a nasty kick of poor hygiene.
Typically discovered when the keyboard is flipped upside down and aggressively slapped, this fine powder is composed of crumbs, skin flakes, and years of hardcore gaming residue which collects between the keys like digital fairy dust.
Only true hardcore gamers inhale a whiff mid-session for that nostalgic hit of dedication. It’s the gritty reward after a thorough clean — because every gamer deserves a nasty kick of poor hygiene.
by GamerCokeEnjoyer June 21, 2025
Get the Gamer Cokemug. by Sky43900 August 25, 2023
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Get the gamer ice creammug. by pseudonymman2131 January 24, 2022
Get the doing the gamermug. Guy: Do you know of any groovy gamers?
Girl: I only know of one groovy gamer from YouTube, @Groovy Gamer Plays on YouTube.
Girl: I only know of one groovy gamer from YouTube, @Groovy Gamer Plays on YouTube.
by Groovy Gamer Plays May 5, 2020
Get the groovy gamermug.