A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
by men_hot. March 15, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot
“brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot”
by fart poop fart poo February 2, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by Brandon hancock September 23, 2019
Get the Brandon Hancock cockmug. He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably
T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.
T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.
I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...
i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!
i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!
by ☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎ January 1, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. 
He's such a beautiful and unrested soul. When i first met him he was rough and didnt let me get to know him and same with almost all people around him. Ive known him for a year and a few months now, been together for a year and one month. If we ever separate and dont come back to each other, he better know hes been nothing but loving, sweet, compassionate, confusing at times lol. I couldn't get over him and im always thinking about him. As I'm typing this, he just woke up and texted me first. Such a lovely boy he is, always saying good morning to me so quickly if i dont say it first. Man he shows me every day hes only got eyes for me, if you see this Brandon, Ill always love you my sweet boy 💙💙
by duckley ;) May 12, 2024
Get the Brandon Salasmug. A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.
by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023
Get the Brandonmug.