bouncing out a clown

The act of defecation. Sometimes known as "putting a baboon into orbit" or " launching a monster."

"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

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oranging out

like greening out, but for orange juice. when you drink too much orange juice and it causes you to vomit.

shmendrick: bro i drank a whole container of tropicana yesterday, im still oranging out despite my efforts

by lucyyonline February 18, 2025

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Too Pretty To Pull Out.
(TPTPO, 2P2PO)
*Often a state of mind immediately before post nut clarity.*

-When a girl is so attractive that a guy forgets to pull out.
-When a guy is about to pull out but looks at an attractive girls face and she looks like a good mother.

Nancy: "OMG John, did you just give me a creampie?!"
John: "Oh yeah, sorry I forget to pull out because you are so pretty."

Steve: "hey John, why did you get Nancy pregnant?"
John: "she was just too pretty to pull out."

by 5harp February 19, 2025

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get the fuck out of my washer

when someone is unusually stuck in your washer, that is usually said to anime step-sisters

get the fuck out of my washer, step-sis

by JasPug15 February 19, 2025

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Chewed out

When a retard not literally a retard , metaphorically , by default , claims to be a nympho but in fact is a full on psychopath starts lecturing you on how to hurt your partner instead of telling you how to make her horny as quickly as he or she did.

Dr Johnson chewed out the man about his wife and said she was mentally ill and needed to stay at the hospital for further testes

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

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I configure that out

What you eye-twinklingly say when presented wif a "cranky-conundrum" situation which others are at a loss as to how to solve, but you are able to see a way out dat involves designing/altering one or more components in a certain way.

Cool dude #1, observing his electronics-nerd best friend strolling by his job-site, and waving him over to where he's puzzling over a power-cables array: Hey, Bud --- I'm trying to figger out about wiring up this circuit, but how to hook up da control-switches has me majorly scratchin' my head. Any ideas?
Cool dude #2, after briefly tracing da wiring and pondering a moment: Oh, yeah --- I configure that out. We just need a couple of relays in addition to your existing start-and-stop switches.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

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