Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Oscar the man

Safe opp boy feds at yard so allowing the beef safe g

Safe Oscar the man

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

Yuh Mudda Man

Basically its your mother's boyfriend, husband or your father ...

Marco : is way u get them nasty clothes from boi ??

Josh : from yuh Mudda Man .

by Yuh Mudda Man July 15, 2022

ocean-man

if you are a man that likes oceans you're a ocean-man!

'Why are you looking at this ocean?'
'I like them'
'Ah i see you're a ocean-man!'

by Human without humanity May 10, 2020

holy cross man

The only man you need

Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing!

by 868._.boss October 27, 2021

Slippery Man

The combination of a "slippery slope" fallacy and a "strawman" argument.

Person A: "a dude with an ahegao hoodie came and asked for a job. i had to explain to my manager that his hoodie was porn and i wouldn't hire him"

Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"

Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"

by ApathyAndUrgency July 16, 2022

warm man shower

A warm man shower is when two men shower together akwardly to conserve water and or power.

"Yeah during hurricane Harvey to conserve water we took a lot of warm man showers"
" Man me and John took the most awkward warm man shower, I can't even look at him"

by TheTruthHasBeenRevealed September 4, 2017