kiss my black ass

refering to literaly to get on your knees and kiss a nigga's ass

usualy used after you ask a nigga somthing they dont want to do

me:Hey ShaWonda, i think its time you give me a BJ

ShaWonda:Well you can kiss my black ass, cracka

by Nagger H8a May 13, 2005

Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

by Mystery March 21, 2004

don't take it up the ass

It's a fucking joke so chill the fuck out. just being honest.

You're really pretty but you're such a fucking hoe.

Don't take it up the ass tho.

by youngsinatraaa22 February 21, 2017

dumb ass white people

White dumb ass's that do stupid white people things

When a white women has a baby carrier with her dog in it and has a leash on her child. DUMB ASS WHITE PEOPLE

by Dumb ASS WHITE PEOPLE January 29, 2016

pound me in the ass prison

in reference to "Office Space" meaning hard jail time, which means there is a good chance of getting raped by someone named bubba.

Ned: How much trouble could I get into for lifting this douche bags wallet?

Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.

by Doggtown31LCC December 28, 2011

With a dildo up your ass

This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.

Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK

by Apocalypto March 30, 2011

National Eat Ass Day

National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.

Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.

by Ugly gorl May 25, 2018