Wing man

He stinks, he doesn’t bathe, that shirt he’s wearing is at least 5 days old.
Stupid drunk, can’t even get out of the man cave because his parents can’t even handle the stench.

Go bathe wing man

by TheDaintTaint August 03, 2021

The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him all the things you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man fucking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

man-chuckle

when a cute giggle comes out of a girl in the form of a squad of male swimmers consecutively coming out of the water for air

hurp hurp hurp hurp, "That man-chuckle was performed flawlessly, 10.0"

by Voa February 24, 2015

Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.

(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

man oyster

Asshole

May I eat your man oyster?

by MarkoPolo April 12, 2017

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 07, 2022