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Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.
by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010
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dick check her snatch

Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.
Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!
by Poot there it is!!! December 18, 2016
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National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12
“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate
by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019
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suck my dick obama

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.
by E-Z Steve November 7, 2013
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waving my dick in the wind

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"
by cockshitballs August 4, 2007
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Suck my dick, or cock

An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."
The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!
by Rdcatfish302 July 30, 2011
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