I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself

“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

I da guy la da gove you da goo

I da guy la da gove you da goo, means i love you in gobbledegook. an official language

I da guy la da gove you da goo so much!

by I da guy la da gove you da goo December 17, 2022

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 02, 2019

National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!

“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day’

by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

I crush the tiki

When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋

Alex loves the tiki so much so so much. He thinks it’s better than the alien.

Alex: Sometimes I love to crush the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )

Dan: Bro what? 🤨🤨🤨

Alex: Erm according to my research. 🤓👆I crush the tiki means. When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋

by April stars August 15, 2024

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022