Evan McCormick

A kid with an extreme addiction to cars and camera.

Evan McCormick is a cool kids club member.

by Dat Mano August 13, 2022

Evan

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.

Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah

by Buddafinga October 4, 2024

Evan Peters

a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.

women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*

by Evanissexy February 19, 2024

evan

peak fashion

I strive to be an Evan one day.

by kanna banana May 9, 2022

evan risto

W ahh kniga

evan risto is a w ahh kniga

by Wintah bown February 28, 2025

evan henderson

sex man

evan henderson is a man of love

by smhballz September 23, 2021

Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times

evan is a cunt

by canceledbestay November 30, 2023