Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

David Garrido

A DUMB LOOKING GOOFY ASS MF THAT LOVES SMOKING COCAINE AND SHOVING ALOE VERA UP HIS CULO

David garrido

by Yor d June 6, 2018

David Arquette

A hot middle aged actor that people are sleeping on. Mostly known by Scream Franchise or his ex marriage to Courteney Cox, but also a profissional wrestler and former WCW Heavyweight Champion.

One of the most sweet, talented and accessible person you will know. He’s an actor and wrestler but also can dance, sing, paint, graffiti, everything you can imagine and still have time to have a web fight with his best friend RJ City.

He has a night club called Bootsy Bellows. A night club, for god sakes! He’s the real life Lucifer Morningstar?

His fanbase call him king. Some people believe he’s actually Serpentico. And the most important thing: You Cannot Kill David Arquette.

“Do you know the legendary David Arquette?”

“Yes, I know the legendary David Arquette. Do you know the legendary David Arquette?”

“Of course I know the legendary David Arquette!”

by arquettelogy October 11, 2020

David Krasavice

David Krasavice is a very self-confident and self-assured person, he likes to show his bare skin into the camera, especially his bottom He has his own YouTube channel there he is called "David Krasavice" and on Instagram he is called "Davidkkrasavice"

Who is he? He is David Krasavice!

by Katjakrasavice_._fp November 20, 2021

Sparkly David

When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.

I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.

by SmkenKC'sfinest February 4, 2015

David solos

David is the most powerful person with god-like figure with universe-destroying abilities he is right next to shaggy and has all powers from anime to real world

person 1: goku is so strong

person 1: he ain't beating David tho. David solos his world

by itsyoboy8467 August 24, 2022

Virginia David

The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.

He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.

by LuckilyDuckily May 14, 2020