The Dirty Murray is to send a snap to someone else’s girlfriend of you wanking in the bath in an attempt to procure her.
by A distinguished gentleman June 26, 2020
a dirty bianca is when a man sticks a smoothie straw into his girls pussy while she’s on her period to suck out her juices and blood clots like boba
“Yo man I just gave my girl a dirty bianca last night and got a big ass blood clot in my mouth. I slurped her dry!”
by fentytrash January 25, 2023
When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....
Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012
A Dirty Fauci is the act of performing oral sex while wearing a face mask with a hole cut in it for safe sex.
by FlaudaFauci February 21, 2021
After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.
by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 01, 2017
by Sebber26 March 22, 2022
The best in bed, the best in everything period! Most gorgeous thing on the planet. Will put it on you so good, she will snatch your soul. Amazing Queen!
by Hehasspoken April 08, 2023