1. A girl who is naturally beautiful. She is pretty without make-up. Usually has a sun-kissed freckly look. Cute facial features. The nice ones are usually granola hot.
"she wasn't drop dead sexy, she was granola hot"
guy1: "think she's hot?"
guy2: "yeah, but she doesn't need make-up, she's granola hot"
"stay away form the ones with too much make-up, you want a girl thats granola hot!"
"i need me a granola hot country girl!"
guy1: "think she's hot?"
guy2: "yeah, but she doesn't need make-up, she's granola hot"
"stay away form the ones with too much make-up, you want a girl thats granola hot!"
"i need me a granola hot country girl!"
by shario15 October 20, 2011
When an individual eats a plethora of spicy foods, and then the next day takes a huge dump. This resulting burning sensation around the ring of your anus is known as hot ring. Feels similar to a scorching case of herpes.
Last night I ate three atomic peppers from Juan's Taco shack. The next day I had the worst hot ring.
by Danarchist December 24, 2006
The term given to being drunk, passing out and wetting yourself, before pouring a pint of beer over yourself in order to cover it up.
by DirtyProtester October 01, 2009
A term that is used to describe a man or woman who despite being a little fat, is still quite hot and attractive. A male can maintain hotness whilst being fat due to muscularity and facial attractiveness. A female can sustain hotness while being chubby by having an attractive face and voluptuous curves in the right places.
Yo that dude is kinda fat but he’s still pretty hot. He’s a hot fat.
Wow that chick is a big ol broad, but damn she’s still hot. She’s a hot fat.
Wow that chick is a big ol broad, but damn she’s still hot. She’s a hot fat.
by Casualfat October 30, 2017
Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:
1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".
2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".
2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.
2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.
2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.
by Davyd R. Bard November 05, 2003
by TheyCallMyNamesBrian January 05, 2007