Red Bandit

The hottest red headed milf with the fattest ass you’ll ever see.

Logan pounds the red bandit into submission every night.

by RectumInspectum February 15, 2020

Red housing

When you round house on your period

I'm going to be red housing all over your face

by Roseangel May 10, 2018

Red apples

Exes with red flags

Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.

by The unicorn and the caterpilla February 20, 2023

BIG RED

WWE Superstar that has the most deformed face ever, 648 pounds, 8ft tall, and loves to ride motorcycles. He is every kids favorite hero. He also killed Captain America. He is Hayden's and Jace's role model. He is the Incredible Hulk's Father. He can be an asshole sometimes. Nick remastered him this year after being dead for 100 years. He literally ran over Seth Rollins on his debut at Wrestlemania 32. BIG RED and Brayden are best friends

BIG RED tipped over the bus when he stepped on the first step. - Nick

BIG RED loves to help kids with homework! :) - Brayden
BIG RED is an asshole! - Hayden

Fuck BIG RED - Jace

by Glitch King :p September 21, 2017

red henning

Used to describe poor business decisions based on ones political beliefs.

"She was fine with her staff harassing her conservative customers, she was red henning and her business suffered for it."

by Mr.K P Bacon July 2, 2018

Red Coin

Red Coin is a mainly female nude photo based currency. Value of the coin is largely determined based on who is in the photo, megapixel quality, positioning of subject, number of areola’s visible, filters used and how clean the mirror is in the bathroom or bedroom. Female toilet parts and dick pics are considered Canadian currency as they aren’t as sought after as nipples but still hold some value. First monetary trade of Red Coin was a drug deal where the buyer was $20 short and he paid the dealer with 4 photos of his girlfriend, making trading value starting at $5 per coin.

Yo, Craig was short on his Fantasy Football dues so he gave me 4 Red Coin.

by Thunderdick December 3, 2021

red fairy

A woman's menstrual cycle.

Dud, I'm not getting any this week, the red fairy is visiting my girl friend.

by jOHNNY c. lATELY September 16, 2017